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Your Crazy Travel Questions Answered

Your Crazy Travel Question Answered Here

Just for giggles....Here are ten of the craziest questions asked by potential clients...donated by my fellow travel professionals:

1. Can you ask the airline to block the seat next to me so I can stretch out a little?

Ummm...sure! But there will be a fee for that...equal to the cost of a second ticket! (Because that's what you have to do!)

2. Will the beach at my resort be all sandy?

I'm thinking that's a "yes"...but I can't guarantee it!

3. Can you book two rooms in different parts of the resort—one for me and my wife, and another for my girlfriend?

To each his own, I guess!

4. Is our relationship "privileged" like a client/lawyer relationship?

I'm thinking this was the same client from question #3

5. How can I get to Europe without flying or cruising?

Talk to Elon Musk?

6. Can you please plan a honeymoon for me, my bride and my mother?

I give that marriage 6 months tops....

7. Does the crew actually sleep on board the cruise ship?

What are the other options?

8. Can you seat me away from the window on the airplane? I am getting my hair done before

the trip and don't want it to get messed up!

Sure, no problem!

9. Will you watch my pet while I’m away?

Kind of puts the "full service" in Travel Advisor!

10. Can we pet the lions on the safari?

That's a definite no.

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